Upload your resume. Get roasted by AI in 30 seconds. Free brutal feedback, no corporate sugarcoating.
β No account neededΒ Β β We don't store your resumeΒ Β β Takes 30 seconds
This resume reads like it was written at 2am the night before a deadline β which, based on the formatting inconsistencies, it probably was. You've listed 'Microsoft Office' as a skill in 2024.
Reality CheckBuilt by a developer tired of vague resume feedback. Free to try. No account. No mercy.
New tool. Real AI. Zero sugarcoating.
No fluff. No fake encouragement. Just the truth your resume needs.
Drop your PDF. We parse it instantly. No account, no email, no friction.
Our AI reads every line like a disappointed senior engineer. Expect honesty, not kindness.
$7 unlocks every specific fix, rewritten bullets, and an ATS score. One payment, instant access.
This is an actual AI roast of a real (anonymized) resume. Yours will be just as specific.
This resume reads like it was written at 2am the night before a deadline β which, based on the formatting inconsistencies, it probably was. You've listed 'Microsoft Office' as a skill in 2024. Bold choice. The summary section is essentially a horoscope: vague enough to apply to anyone, specific enough to mean absolutely nothing. Your bullet points are a masterclass in saying a lot without saying anything at all β "responsible for managing tasks" is the professional equivalent of describing yourself as "a person who does things." And listing 'team player' as an achievement? That's the career equivalent of listing 'breathing' as a hobby.
Reality CheckQuick win: Replace every 'Responsible for...' bullet with a quantified achievement. Instead of 'Responsible for managing social media accounts,' write 'Grew Instagram engagement by 47% in 6 months through a data-driven content calendar, resulting in 12K new followers and a 23% increase in website referral traffic.' Numbers are the difference between a resume that gets interviews and one that gets deleted.
4 more specific fixes with rewritten bullet points, ATS compatibility score of 34/100 with full explanation, reformatted professional summary, skills section overhaul...
Results-driven marketing professional with 6+ years of experience scaling B2C brand presence across digital channels. Led campaigns that generated $2.3M in attributed revenue and grew organic social following from 8K to 127K. Specializing in content strategy, paid media optimization, and cross-functional team leadership in fast-paced SaaS environments.
Responsible for managing company social media accounts and creating content
Scaled company social media presence from 8K to 127K followers across 4 platforms, producing 200+ pieces of content monthly that drove a 47% increase in engagement rate
One payment. Everything you need to fix your resume today.
Time to get roasted
Resumes roasted
To unlock every fix
Sugarcoated sentences
Upload it now. Get roasted. Then fix it. Free to start.
Roast My Resume Now βNo account. No email. No mercy.